I knew it! It was only a matter of time before Mr. Family Values filed for divorce.
Rick Santorum, former senator from Pennsylvania and a staunch and unwavering advocate of "one man-one woman" marriage has filed for divorce blaming "the gays" for the crumbling of his 23 year old marriage.

Next thing you know the Internet will be swirling with rumors that Rick and Lindsay will be setting up house.
I wonder how these Internet rumors get started.